Testimonials

"Bless you and your creative spirit that has brought the beauty of the instakilt into our lives!"

~ Cheryl, Ottawa Ontario

"I used to be ashamed of my Scottish background, as well as the chilling sight of my own ghostly white, naked flesh. Now that I have my very own InstaKilt however, I wear my heritage with pride and, although it hasn't made me any less afraid to reveal the hideous image of my nude self, it does cover the naughtier bits."

~Lord Gordon Ramsbottom, 62, Scotsman masquerading as an English gentleman

"I'm not Scottish, to my eternal shame. Thank God for the InstaKilt. It's saved me thousands in expensive surgery and language courses. My mum isn't going to see this, right?"

~Seamus O'Doherty, 46, Irish bricklayer

"Everything is more fun in my InstaKilt. At least, that's what Chad says."

~Donna Jamison, 31, Grosse Point housewife

"I have to go. I have 13 minutes to get over to Gratiot and Nine Mile."

~Chad Williams, 24, Detroit Pizza Deliveryman

"After a hard day of fighting crime, making love to beautiful women of exotic races and spearfishing, I need to relax. Taking the air in my InstaKilt provides me with the valuable nutrients and phytochemicals I need in order to survive." 

~Not Sean Connery, 69, Scottish dinner theatre actor

"After you leave, your father and I like to put on our InstaKilts and Greco-Roman wrestle in the backyard. It's okay, we have a high fence."

~Your Mom, 50, Your Home Town

"Cover yer bum!"

~Kenny Machan, 29, Scottish oilworker

Love the product.....it's a real conversation starter!, Vaughn

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